I like it a lot
My Personal Irene Ryan's

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centrlperk:

Floorplan of Apartments 19 & 20 (click to view larger)

ALL THE AWARDS

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bringmeasirenbridesveil:

what the fuck did willy wonka put in that chocolate and where can i get some

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realmfighter:

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vladith:

Pakistani teenager Aitzaz Hasan died Monday after tackling a suicide bomber trying to enter his school. By sacrificing himself, he saved the lives of the 2,000 students studying inside. Hasan’s father says, ”My son made his mother cry, but saved hundreds of mothers from crying for their children.”

This is bravery. This is selflessness. This is true courage.

why isnt this all over the worlds newspapers this is truly amazing!!!!!

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thecoreysky:

Mom: "Who wants pizza?"

ME:

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this is prob the best line in cinematic history idec

this is prob the best line in cinematic history idec

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bakupuff:

tabiscoffee:

Seven story slide inside the St. Louis City Museum

NO, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS FUCKER.
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS FUCKER.
HOPE TO EVERY GOD IN THE UNIVERSE YOU ARE WEARING LONG PANTS WHEN YOU GO ON THIS THING OR YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A NIGHTMARE. 
YOU WILL SIMULTANEOUSLY BE SHITTING YOURSELF AND CRYING AT THE INTENSE FRICTION THAT LONG ASS SLIDE IS INFLICTING UPON YOUR BARE LEGS. AND OH? YOU WANNA GO BACK UP? YOU WANNA STOP?
TOO FUCKING BAD FOR YOU.
7 GODDAMN STORIES OF SATAN’S FLESH-TEARING ADVENTURES AWAITS YOU. 
YOU WANNA LAY DOWN?
HOPE YOUR SHIRT’S TUCKED IN BUTTMUNCH, OR ELSE YOU WILL FEEL SUFFERING WORSE THAN BEING WHIPPED WITH BARB WIRE ENTWINED IN STINGING NETTLE. YOU’RE GONNA WISH YOU WERE GRINDING YOUR BACK AGAINST A CACTUS RATHER THAN LYING DOWN ON THIS 7 STORY HELL.
SO SAY YOU DO WEAR CLOTHES AND TUCK THEM IN LIKE AN ASTRONAUT SUIT ON FUCKING MARS. WOULDN’T THAT BE FUN?
NO. YOU GO SLOWER THAN IT TAKES A MISOGYNIST TO REALIZE WHAT A VAGINA IS. YOU SKIRT DOWN THIS CHUTE OF TWISTED HORRORS SO SLOW THAT YOU’D PROBABLY BE DEAD BY THE TIME YOU REACH THE BOTTOM. HELL, HUMANS WOULD PROBABLY BE EXTINCT BY THEN.
MORAL OF THE STORY: JUST BECAUSE SLIDES LOOK FUN DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE.


This is, without a doubt, the most accurate thing I have ever fucking read and will ever fucking read.

bakupuff:

tabiscoffee:

Seven story slide inside the St. Louis City Museum

NO, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS FUCKER.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS FUCKER.

HOPE TO EVERY GOD IN THE UNIVERSE YOU ARE WEARING LONG PANTS WHEN YOU GO ON THIS THING OR YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A NIGHTMARE. 

YOU WILL SIMULTANEOUSLY BE SHITTING YOURSELF AND CRYING AT THE INTENSE FRICTION THAT LONG ASS SLIDE IS INFLICTING UPON YOUR BARE LEGS. AND OH? YOU WANNA GO BACK UP? YOU WANNA STOP?

TOO FUCKING BAD FOR YOU.

7 GODDAMN STORIES OF SATAN’S FLESH-TEARING ADVENTURES AWAITS YOU. 

YOU WANNA LAY DOWN?

HOPE YOUR SHIRT’S TUCKED IN BUTTMUNCH, OR ELSE YOU WILL FEEL SUFFERING WORSE THAN BEING WHIPPED WITH BARB WIRE ENTWINED IN STINGING NETTLE. YOU’RE GONNA WISH YOU WERE GRINDING YOUR BACK AGAINST A CACTUS RATHER THAN LYING DOWN ON THIS 7 STORY HELL.

SO SAY YOU DO WEAR CLOTHES AND TUCK THEM IN LIKE AN ASTRONAUT SUIT ON FUCKING MARS. WOULDN’T THAT BE FUN?

NO. YOU GO SLOWER THAN IT TAKES A MISOGYNIST TO REALIZE WHAT A VAGINA IS. YOU SKIRT DOWN THIS CHUTE OF TWISTED HORRORS SO SLOW THAT YOU’D PROBABLY BE DEAD BY THE TIME YOU REACH THE BOTTOM. HELL, HUMANS WOULD PROBABLY BE EXTINCT BY THEN.

MORAL OF THE STORY: JUST BECAUSE SLIDES LOOK FUN DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE.

This is, without a doubt, the most accurate thing I have ever fucking read and will ever fucking read.

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"Hey, so, do you know anything about Greendale’s night school?"

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thefansielife:

crazyiknowicando:

1961- Ballet class in between takes on the set of West Side Story 

Perf

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christopher-whitelaw:

never forget

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